The Spending(3)

After nine weeks, bob finally caught his breath and said," Yo... you... your a billionaire? "Yes sweetie" reponded his mother,"I am a billionaire and when i die you get all my mone." "SWEEEET!!!." said bob, And five minutes later he had inherited billions of dollars.  So he thought for awhile and then decided that he would first give his mother a proper burial... So he dug a hole in the backyard and threw her in, then he stole a cinderblock from Mr. Hobblekinz and stuck it in the ground next to the hole and wrote R.I.P on it.  After is Mom was buried he decided he would look through her purse, and right there inside was ten million dollars!  So he went to a judge and officialy changed his name to Joey Valdez, after that he went to a car dealer in NJ. and bought a lambourghini.  After a few hours in his lambourghini he decided to buy more, so he went to a bank and withdrew

The Big Money!!!(2)

After a few weeks of cruel punishment from his mother, Bob decided that he would run away, so he bought a flat screen TV with his mom's cash and ran to his tree house.  After three hours of looking for an outlet he finally decided that if he wanted to find one he would have to ask nicely.  So after tnree long years he finally reached his house and said,"Mother i need an outlet for my television, may i borrow an extension cord?""No!" said his mother who was very old and strange. "Pwease" said bob.  But even after nine hours his mother would not say yes, but then his mother said," little Bobfurd please come inside." bob hesitated but then he agreed to some yummy crossiants and apple juice."Bob you are sixteen now and i think it's time i told you something." Bob took a sip of apple juice and kept listening.  And then his mom said it, she said,"I'm a BILLIONAIRE

The Story... I think(1)

Once apon a time there was a man named bob and he had a very red nose.  So one day bob was out running when he saw Mr. Hobblekinz, so he said,"Good morning Sir, are your pants alright?"  And Mr. Hobblekinz said," Actually no, i'm going to get them checked out right now.""Oh... Well... Good luck!" So he kept running until he passed The Tax Master.  The tax master said" Yo, kid, gimme yo moolah!" but bob was brave and he said" You give me your money!" So the tax master called the cops.  Three weeks later, bob was eating an apple with his mommy when his mommy said" I am your mama, you are only four years of age and now you will pay!!!

  (the story continues ... later)