The Meeting(5)

When Joey woke up again he realized he wasn't in the right place.  He was in a totally white room with lots of cool gadgets around him.  he sat up in bed and ripped a small hose out of his arm and took a walk.  he was walking down the hall when he saw a sign that read 'HOSPITAL' then he realized where he was.  He was at walmart, so he decided to take some stuff off of shelves and counters until he was ready to check out.  He got in the elevator and pressed the button on the top, the doors closed and when they opened again he realized he was on the roof.  He was about to go back down when he saw a familiar face.  It was Mr. Hobblekinz.  joey was so surprised that he screamed, but after he calmed down he asked nicely," Mr Hobblekinz, what are you doing in new york?" Then Mr. Hobblekinz said,"i am standing on the roof of a hospital that you thought was a walmart." "Oh." said Joey" well i guess im gonna leave now" "NOOOOOO!!!!" Said Mr.hobblekinz as he jumped of the roof and landed on a gryphon that carried him away.  "Oh well" said joey, and then he walked back into the elevator.

Having Fun(4)

when bob finally got back home from the bank their was a oplice helicopter parked in his driveway.  So he calmly walked up to it and said,"Hey, whats the big idea?!"  then he realized no one was in it so he went inside it.  He saw a donut and ate it and when he was full he threw the leftovers onto the roof and said,"Take That!"  He was about to hotwire the copter(for no reason), but he thought better of it.  But then he thought better of tha and said," I'm a billionaire named B- I mean Joey Valdez and if i wanna steal a police ROFL copter I WILL!"  so he keyed it and read the instructions and eventually he was flying on his way to NYC.  halfway there he realized he was tired so he left the thing on and took a nap.
   When he woke up he realized he was on the ground Right next to a Really tall building with a hole in it and fire burning in the hole.  he didn't really know how he ended up outside, but he thought the broken pieces of an engine and all the fire and debris around him might have something to do with it.  He thought long and hard about it but he decided to give up on his thinking.  thinking was hard for him, he didn't really get it.  soo he decided not to disturb the peace and took another nap right on the spot

The Spending(3)

After nine weeks, bob finally caught his breath and said," Yo... you... your a billionaire? "Yes sweetie" reponded his mother,"I am a billionaire and when i die you get all my mone." "SWEEEET!!!." said bob, And five minutes later he had inherited billions of dollars.  So he thought for awhile and then decided that he would first give his mother a proper burial... So he dug a hole in the backyard and threw her in, then he stole a cinderblock from Mr. Hobblekinz and stuck it in the ground next to the hole and wrote R.I.P on it.  After is Mom was buried he decided he would look through her purse, and right there inside was ten million dollars!  So he went to a judge and officialy changed his name to Joey Valdez, after that he went to a car dealer in NJ. and bought a lambourghini.  After a few hours in his lambourghini he decided to buy more, so he went to a bank and withdrew

The Big Money!!!(2)

After a few weeks of cruel punishment from his mother, Bob decided that he would run away, so he bought a flat screen TV with his mom's cash and ran to his tree house.  After three hours of looking for an outlet he finally decided that if he wanted to find one he would have to ask nicely.  So after tnree long years he finally reached his house and said,"Mother i need an outlet for my television, may i borrow an extension cord?""No!" said his mother who was very old and strange. "Pwease" said bob.  But even after nine hours his mother would not say yes, but then his mother said," little Bobfurd please come inside." bob hesitated but then he agreed to some yummy crossiants and apple juice."Bob you are sixteen now and i think it's time i told you something." Bob took a sip of apple juice and kept listening.  And then his mom said it, she said,"I'm a BILLIONAIRE

The Story... I think(1)

Once apon a time there was a man named bob and he had a very red nose.  So one day bob was out running when he saw Mr. Hobblekinz, so he said,"Good morning Sir, are your pants alright?"  And Mr. Hobblekinz said," Actually no, i'm going to get them checked out right now.""Oh... Well... Good luck!" So he kept running until he passed The Tax Master.  The tax master said" Yo, kid, gimme yo moolah!" but bob was brave and he said" You give me your money!" So the tax master called the cops.  Three weeks later, bob was eating an apple with his mommy when his mommy said" I am your mama, you are only four years of age and now you will pay!!!

  (the story continues ... later)